Showing posts with label American Horror Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Horror Story. Show all posts

Saturday, October 3, 2015

The Bling Ring (2013) - Sofia Coppola

So I saw The Bling Ring today, which is kind of cool because I just found out it only came out in NYC and LA this weekend, and it comes out everywhere else next weekend. If you’ve been too wrapped up in Man of Steel, Ironman 3, and Star Trek, you probably haven’t noticed these little indie treasures slipping into the box office and making quiet splashes of viewing pleasure. The Bling Ring is definitely one of them. Sofia Coppola, the Oscar winning director behind Lost In Translation (2003) and Marie Antoinette (2006), has made a film based on the true story of the Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch, a group of teens who stole $3 million worth of belongings from celebrities from 2008-2009. 
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If there is ever a more interesting true story that captures our generation’s obsession with pop culture more perfectly, I’d love to hear about it. Because this movie is a fun, exciting look at a group of teenagers committing crimes that only our generation could commit. They follow celebrity gossip to see which celebrities are out of town, google their addresses, study the Google Map Street View, and then head to the house to break in. And what can I say? It’s just very entertaining to watch these kids devolve into the obsessed fame whores that they really are.
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The story is told basically in flashback, as some of the teens recount their experiences to court judges, psychiatrists, and magazine interviewers. Sofia Coppola said she found out about the story from a 2010 Vanity Fair article, which chronicled the kids’ adventures, entitled “The Suspect Wore Louboutins.” The main story follows Marc, a gay kid starting at a new school who meets his first friend, Rebecca. He gets wrapped up in her obsessive kleptomaniac lifestyle, and before long the two of them are breaking into the houses of Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge. Rebecca invites three of her friends into their circle of crime, one played by Emma Watson, and another played by American Horror Story’s Taissa Farmiga. The five of them steal from Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, Rachel Bilson, Orlando Bloom, and Lindsay Lohan, until they are finally caught by the police.
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And to Emma Watson’s credit, I honestly believe she carried the film. Her American accent in Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) wasn’t fantastic, but she captured this southern Californian valley girl voice really well, and her superficiality in the face of all of this crime really lifted the movie out of just seeming like a dumb, glossy biopic of these kids’ crimes.
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Apparently, to get in character, she watched a lot of The Hills and Keeping Up With The Kardashians. What I found so interesting about this group is that they idolized not actors, but lifestyle icons. They quickly become engrossed in the club lifestyle of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, the ring-leader Rebecca’s biggest idols. All of the girls’ rooms have collages of these kinds of pop culture icons on the walls, and there’s a strange fascination they all have with the celebrities that do nothing but act as symbols for opulence and excess.
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A lot of Sofia Coppola’s detractors complain that her movies look like stylized, pretty music videos with no substance. But in this movie, that sort of tone is perfect for what she is trying to show. These girls have almost no depth, they seek notoriety and they achieve it, no matter what the costs. Most of them actually look excited to be in the spotlight once they are caught, especially Emma’s character, Nicki. My favorite scene in the film is when Nicki is being interviewed for the famous Vanity Fair feature, and she plays the victim and talks about how she wasn’t actually involved in the crimes. And to her credit, the real life character she is based on was said to have been very drunk or high on cocaine during most of the robberies.
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Another interesting point the film makes is how much the parents play a factor in these kids’ aggressive reach for material wealth. Nicki’s mother, played by Leslie Mann, is a spiritual but misguided homeschool teacher who uses Angelina Jolie as an example of perfect values and ideal behavior. She pushes Nicki, who wants to start a career in the fashion world. In fact, all of the characters talk about how they want their “own lines” some day. They want people to emulate THEIR style, and they project themselves onto people like Audrina Patridge and Paris Hilton. And the only voice of reason throughout the film seems to be Marc, who realizes too late that he had befriended a psychotic, celebrity-obsessed girl bent on achieving that lifestyle. At one point, a security tape of them stealing from Audrina Patridge ends up TMZ, and he urges the girls to stop, but they refuse.
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Also, another great part about the film is that Paris Hilton is actually in it. She is shown at the same club they go to, and the scenes where they steal from her are actually filmed at her house. You see the rooms full of jewelry, the private club with an actual stripper pole, and the entire wing of the house just filled with designer clothes. It makes the movie very real, and definitely explains why it took Paris five robberies to even figure out it was happening.
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I’m not sure if it’s my personal obsession with pop culture, or my sense that the film had captured a certain dark side of our generation so poignantly, but the film really stood out to me. My only wish is that it had been longer, because when we meet Rebecca, she’s already stealing from cars for the fun of it, and we know absolutely nothing about her family life. Maybe that’s the point though, that Sofia Coppola wants us to believe that anyone can be swept up by the allure of the celebrity lifestyle, and driven to absolute insanity. Regardless, I commend both Sofia Coppola and Emma Watson on this great film.

Sassy Pants (2012) - Coley Sohn

As is normal for my Saturday nights, I decided to watch a Netflix movie by myself. I was exploring the different sections when I stumbled across this film, Sassy Pants. The title caught my attention, and then I saw that Ashley Rickards was in it. I immediately pressed play.
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You may know Ashley from her MTV series, Awkward, where she is the title character. The show isn’t amazing, but Ashley definitely is. She carries the entire show with precise and charming acting ability, and she does the exact same for this movie. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she is one of the most underrated teen actresses of the past few years.
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I’m really not.
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She also had a supporting role in Chris Colfer’s Struck By Lightning. She played an emo girl who didn’t care about anything Chris had to say.
You might also recognize her as the dead cheerleader from season 1 of American Horror Story. On Halloween she came back to exact revenge on Evan Peters for killing her in a horrific school shooting.
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I had seen her in AwkwardAmerican Horror Story, AND Struck By Lightning before seeing this film. So I knew this was going to be good.
The story follows Bethany Pruitt, a recent home-school graduate who wants to get out from under her overprotective mother to explore her dream of going to fashion school. It’s Struck By Lightning meets Juno, with a little bit of Awkward thrown in.
Bethany spends the first scene of the film getting ready for her graduation, until ultimately it is revealed that she is the only one in her graduating class. In fact, she is only one of two kids in her entire school, the other one being her younger brother. Bethany’s mom, June, is about what you’d expect for a home school mom. She uses costumes to teach history lessons, and takes her children’s education way too seriously. When Bethany graduates, her mom expects her to start right away on her online college education.
Bethany eventually wises up to the fact that her mom wants to keep her away from any kind of social interaction for the rest of her life, and she runs away to visit her dad. He’s a car salesman in a different town, and he is dating none other than Haley Joel Osment. Here is what he looks like:
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Well then you shouldn’t have gotten fat.
I had to pause the movie at this point because I was like this:
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Even Emily wasn’t happy about her older brother:
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Okay I eventually got over the fact that the main character’s dad is dating a gay Haley Joel Osment who is half his age. The character was a typical gay cliché, getting overly excited about shopping and immediately wanting to be Bethany’s best friend, which surprised me for an indie film like this.
The film didn’t handle the fact that the dad left the mom because he realized he was gay that well, but it wasn’t that big enough of a deal for me to care. Anyway, so Bethany gets a series of jobs at clothing stores, and her life goes to hell because she is tricked into moving back in with her mom, and then finally she gets into her dream fashion school and the ending is corny and endearing.
Speaking of Hannah Montana, they randomly cast Shanica Knowles as a nameless cashier at one of the stores where Bethany works. Here’s an idea if you don’t remember who that is.
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In four words I can tell you how boring my night was… I made that gif.
Aside from the clichés, aside from the random cast of characters (did I mention the old lady from M. Night Shyamalan’s Devil plays Bethany’s grandma?), the film was entertaining. I wasn’t constantly checking how much time was left, and I didn’t even stop to research each actor when they were introduced. The film has a 50% on Rotten Tomatoes, but only because it has a pitiful six reviews. Has anyone ever heard of this movie? Because it’s the first movie I’ve EVER encountered that doesn’t have a Wikipedia page. It came out in October 2012, and I’m assuming no one saw it. But I did and it was great.